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He left Big Shoes to fill.
He left Big Shoes to fill.
Pilgrims
A beggar comes to him, “Sir, can you please give me some money?” The rich guy replies, “I don’t have any cash with me, but I have this bottle of scotch whisky.” “Sir, I don’t drink.” “Okay, then take this packet of cigarettes.” “I don’t smoke sir.” “Okay, then how about these gambling chips you can use in that casino.” “I also don’t gamble sir.” “Then how about I introduce you to this nice girl….” “Sir, I have a wife at home who I love very much.” The rich guy fumbles and gets a card from his pocket, “okay, this is my card, come to my home tomorrow and i will introduce you to my wife and then give you as much money as you need.” The beggar is confused, “Why do I need to get introduced to your wife, sir?” “Oh that’s because I wanna show her when a guy does not drink, or smoke, or gamble, or have fun with girls…this is what happens to him!”
Your fingers. You can always count on them.
2 Na, of course.
a scrubmarine!
restaurant in peace
Ladder says "I raise", hearing that phone says "I call", hearing that chair says "I fold" and lastly hearing all that dildo says "I'm all in". Edit 1:- I'm confused with all the mixed thoughts about this joke here, some people found it inappropriate to post it here while some did not. I didn't mean to post it for kids, its for you all to laugh it off. I mean it is silly and funny.
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